As I took a break from cleaning out my supervisor’s email inbox to peruse the List this morning, I realized that a great many pearls of wisdom can be found there. Though I can’t say for certain that I remember exactly who each of the contributors were, I can tell you that I’ve taken of these tenets to heart and live by them every day.
#1891: Sweat glands are 'in'
#2183: Keep your science tight
#2110: If you can hear it, you can feel it
#2349: You can't say “I fart it from the bottom of my fart"
#2440: If you've got those spackles on your privates, you're in trouble
#2779: Werewolves are big masturbators
#2812: Beards grow while you work
#3016: PUBIC HAIR IS A FACT OF LIFE