As I took a break from cleaning out my supervisor’s email inbox to peruse the List this morning, I realized that a great many pearls of wisdom can be found there. Though I can’t say for certain that I remember exactly who each of the contributors were, I can tell you that I’ve taken of these tenets to heart and live by them every day.
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#1791: You shouldn't sneak up on people—you might give them a heany
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#1891: Sweat glands are 'in'
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#2183: Keep your science tight
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#2110: If you can hear it, you can feel it
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#2349: You can't say “I fart it from the bottom of my fart"
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#2440: If you've got those spackles on your privates, you're in trouble
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#2779: Werewolves are big masturbators
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#2797: Tuesday is NOT ‘Tattoos-day’
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#2812: Beards grow while you work
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#3016: PUBIC HAIR IS A FACT OF LIFE
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#3028: It's hard to flirt and use power tools at the same time
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